Barcelona’s new retina-burning away kit Sort of like staring at the sun after squirting alcohol into your eyes, the club's official website describes it as "a veritable array of vibrant colors to celebrate the team's dazzling football." It continues: The FC Barcelona change strip for the 2012/13 ... http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/barcelona-retina-burning-away-kit-183824175.html -

Sex Talk with Princess Donna: Squirting and the ass icon You have to have communication skills if you're going to responsibly wield the amount of sexual power that Princess Donna holds in her sexy little hands in the depths of the Mission District's very own porn palace, Kink.com. The director-actor ... http://www.sfbayguardian.com/sexsf/2012/05/18/sex-talk-princess-donna-squirting-and-ass-icon -

'Magic Mike' star Joe Manganiello's craziest pre-fame job? Hint: It involved a pirate suit And the whole bar full of adults turns and goes, “AAARRRGH!” And it was on. I’m leaning on the bar, squirting [the rum] in their mouths, squirting it in mine. I was singing Marilyn Manson covers with the band by the end. The problem was ... http://popwatch.ew.com/2012/05/21/joe-manganiello-magic-mike/ -

Woman accused of attacking pregnant woman over water park squirt Concerned about this, the woman approached the two, who were arguing about a 7-year-old boy squirting the aggressor and her husband. The aggressor got into the face of the woman's daughter and began cursing her. The mother tried to step between ... http://www.nwfdailynews.com/articles/woman-49876-park-pregnant.html -

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Rethinking the Lowly Phone in Cellphones If you call a plumber to beg him to help you to fix a pipe that’s squirting water, Sidecar lets you use your phone so he can see the problem with his own eyes. In the middle of a phone call with a friend you’re trying to meet for drinks ... http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/05/22/rethinking-the-lowly-phone-in-cellphones/ -

Seniors in prank banned from graduation Four Greenbrier High School girls jailed last week for squirting super glue into door locks as a senior prank won’t be allowed to participate in graduation ceremonies on Saturday. Columbia County schools Superintendent Charles Nagle said ... http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/crime-courts/2012-05-15/seniors-prank-banned-graduation -

Tightrope walker Nik Wallenda may face falcon attack on Niagara Falls crossing Bursts of fierce squawking were interrupted only by volunteers on hand squirting water in their beaks to keep them hydrated. They are expected to start flying around the age of 40 days. The early days of flight are risky, said Marion Nash, because the ... http://www.thestar.com/news/article/1183199--tightrope-walker-nik-wallenda-may-face-falcon-attack-on-niagara-falls-crossing -

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Clowns might weep over state of art “We reach out constantly to try to find the younger people to come forward and to join us.” But that group seems to shy from squirting flowers and wearing oversized shoes. Wesley, a ClownTown organizer, recently taught a clowning class in ... http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2012/05/19/clowns-might-weep-over-state-of-the-art.html -

Homemaking: Fighting sensorship, in the bathroom Those work so well that you barely have to move and they're squirting out little foamy streams of soap. Sometimes all you have to do is open the men's room door, and they'll all start squirting. This is especially frustrating, as you can end up with a hand ... http://www.post-gazette.com/stories/life/homemaking/homemaking-fighting-sensorship-in-the-bathroom-635550/ -

Anderson Cooper Recounts His Dyngus Day Giggle on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon the most random excuse to drink there is." "It's so stupid, really so stupid," said Cooper, after airing video of Dyngus Day revelers squirting water and batting one another with pussy willows. He added, "To the good citizens of Buffalo -- ringing out ... http://www.wgrz.com/news/article/169197/37/Anderson-Cooper-Recounts-His-Dyngus-Day-Giggle -

Demonstrators reflect frustration of trying to communicate with leaders (Letter) I believe that protestors should follow rules to control bad behavior by some, but protesters also must be allowed to protest peacefully without a policeman walking down the line squirting them with mace as was done several months ago. http://www.mlive.com/opinion/kalamazoo/index.ssf/2012/05/demonstrators_reflect_frustrat.html -

Going Undercover: Humane Society Exposes GW Exotic Animal Park ‘POW!’ Again. F***** horse wouldn’t die…‘POW!’ Third time, still no man, f***** the horse was kicking, the f***** blood squirting everywhere. Fourth time, ‘POW!’ F*** no! The fifth one he finally f***** shot it…God damn!” http://www.opposingviews.com/i/society/animal-rights/going-undercover-humane-society-exposes-gw-exotic-animal-park -

Hotel chef tried to set man on fire with lighter fluid A HOTEL chef who tried to set fire to another man by squirting lighter fluid on him in a revenge attack has avoided jail. Michael Norris, 58, sprayed the fluid over Andrew Paddock and then went to light it outside a pub in Cheltenham. Norris carried out ... http://www.thisisgloucestershire.co.uk/Hotel-chef-tried-set-man-lighter-fluid/story-16105856-detail/story.html -